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20 Things Every Young Woman in Her 20s Should Know

1. Love and honour your mother. Learn from her mistakes. It will save you a lot of headache in your thirties (30s) and beyond.

2. You are more talented than you’ll ever know. You don’t need to sleep with your Boss/ supervisor to get a promotion at work or better grades at school. Burn late night candles; put extra time to study and practice until you master your skill. Hard work still pays well and does not kill.

3. Women can build a strong support network. Don’t let few ladies with “Pull Her Down” {PHD} syndrome discourage you from cultivating true relationship with your female friends.

4. Walk away from deceit. When a man you meet for the first time babbles about how much he earns working for an oil company and how rich he is, that is a red flag. He is either a married smooth-talker who just wants to sleep with you or he is childish.

5. Make your own money. Start small. Maintain a stable bank account. It will keep you out of trouble.

6. When you meet your Soul mate, don’t forget to wear your most priceless ornament – submission and humility. But while waiting for him, don’t cling to any man to rescue you. Some men these days are also seeking for who will rescue them.

7. Know your body. Look at yourself in front of a full-length mirror at least once a week, naked and after clothed. Know your body and how it works.

8. Life is a gift. But to revel in it, you must be ready to put a lot into nurturing your gifts/talents and skills. Start early.

9. Teenage ended at 19. Clocking 20 means doing away with childish behaviour. But it does not mean you should forget to have fun. You can catch fun and not be dirty.

10. Learn the basic skills and let yourself grow – from how to keep your underwear clean, cook, socialize, and network to how to drive a car.

11. Don’t do drugs. It kills. Read books, it fortifies. Dance as often as you can, it liberates your spirit, soul and body.

12. Learn to laugh at yourself. It is a good way to build a healthy self-esteem.

13. Eat healthy. Learn to cook for yourself. Don’t rely on noodles alone. The cooking skill will be useful in future.

14. Don’t give up when you fail. Try again and again. Don’t give up on education/ learning.

15. Fear of the future. It is a state of mind you must learn to tame. Don’t let fear pull the carpet from under your feet. God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power, love and a sound mind.

16. Let go of past hurts. You cannot move forward if you keep looking back. Holding on to bitter experiences and regrets will stale your future.

17. Learn to exhale, love deeply and be kind to others, especially those of low estate, and the lowest of low.

18. You are beautiful the way you are. Don’t compare yourself to others.

19. Partnership builds bridges. Don’t ever forget that.

20. Prayer is the master key. Have faith in God and always have the courage to use your voice wisely. Dream big today. FEAR simply means False Evidence Appearing Real. Enjoy the highs and lows that come with being in your 20s but don’t be afraid to grow older. Live life to the fullest and don’t forget to smile always!

Bonus:

21. You increase when you share. Dear young woman, click on the “Share” button to enrich your friends with knowledge. Sharing is caring.

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20 Things every young woman in her 20s should know

20 Things Every Young Woman in Her 20s Should Know 1. Love and honour your mother. Learn from her mistakes. It will save you a lo...
Read What Nigerians Think Of A Woman Proposing Marriage To A Man








Nigerians living in Abuja on Wednesday expressed divergent views on whether a woman should propose marriage to her male partner.

Some residents, who spoke to the News Agency of Nigeria in separate interviews in Abuja, said it was not an advisable action to take.

Rose Chukwuma, a marriage counsellor, stated that there was nothing wrong in women actually proposing.

“There is the will you marry me question and the marriage suggestion.

“Women know who they are comfortable enough to get married to so if a woman feels the guy is dragging his feet, I recommend she suggests marriage to him.

“She can simply ask him where the relationship is headed.

“She should give the man hints that show she is interested and create an atmosphere for him to pop the question if he is serious and if he still doesn’t, she should take the hint and move on.
Ms. Chukwuma, however, added that she would not advise women to make the final proposal.

“When a woman proposes by officially popping the question and getting him engaged, she gives him room to take her for granted and most men do take advantage of it,” she said.

“Men also don’t support the idea much because it makes them lose their voice of authority or leadership in the relationship which makes it boring.”

Uche Ibezim, a pastor of Christian Outreach International Church, said that the Bible didn’t support women proposing to men.

“Godly men take their time to analyse the relationship and put it in prayer before proposing, and all that is done because they know the responsibility acquired from a successful proposal.

“The Bible emphasises on men providing, instructing, leading and protecting their wives and family, so if a woman proposes, she is saying she wants to take up the man’s role.

“The Bible says wives should submit to their husbands as the husband is the head of the house as Christ is of the church and this submission refers to women following the lead of their husbands.

“It also says that he who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favour from the Lord, not she who finds a husband.

“Women proposing to men might lead to some successful marriages, but in most cases the reverse is the case,” he said.

Isa Abubakar, an Islamic studies teacher, said it wasn’t wrong for women to propose marriage as far as it was done according to the Islamic rules.

“If a Muslim woman is interested in a man who is worthy of her she is free to honourably approach him with a marriage proposal.

“This may be seen as improper to some Muslims from different cultures but it is a cultural attitude, not an Islamic one.

“She could do it indirectly by asking her parents to ask his parents or by requesting the assistance of a relative or mutual friend.

“If she decides to go herself, she has to abide by Islamic laws such as asking him for a meeting in public along with a friend or relative to act as a chaperone.

“She has to be mindful of her appearance and body language too,” he said.

Patience Osanya, a civil servant said that she doesn’t like the idea of women proposing to men.
“A woman is to be won like a prize, not to be given out like a souvenir, so the best she can do is to give the man signs that she is interested in getting married to him.

“By the second year of dating my husband, I had shown him marriage signs even by spending a couple of weeks at his place every now and then.

“At a point I asked him if we were cousins that were sharing a house and he responded no.
“Two weeks later he proposed to me.

“Women just have to communicate indirectly,” Mrs. Osanya said.

Adam Bahdmus, a driving instructor, said he saw nothing wrong with women proposing as far as the women were ready to take up the responsibilities of the men.

“Proposing marriage means the person asking is willing to cater for the prospective partner and be responsible for the person.

“Therefore, if she wants to propose to a man, she should be willing to bare the marital responsibilities, which includes paying the groom price.

“If the man is willing to be a househusband while she works to finance the home she shouldn’t complain because she asked for it by proposing,” he said.

Kunle Ijagbemi, an auditor, told NAN that there was nothing wrong with the proposal and that he viewed such women as bold individuals who were go getters.

“I respect women who decide to do such because, it displays self-confidence and shows the woman is a go getter, but that at times can be scary to some men.

“I have always imagined how I would propose to a girl but I’m scared of her saying no, therefore I will prefer to be proposed to.

“African culture believes that the woman is made to look cheap if she does that, but if a woman is sure that she has found her man she should grab him.”
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Read What Nigerians Think Of A Woman Proposing Marriage To A Man Nigerians living in Abuja on Wednesday expressed divergent views...


I was watching one American
film yesterday night
with my Dad and Mum, as we
were watching the
film, a young boy of my age
started romancing
his girlfriend, they kissed each
other and when
the guy's hand crossed the girl's
private part, I
looked straight at my dad and
noticed that his
eyes had changed, then I focused
my eyes more
on the film even though I knew
my dad wanted
me to leave the parlour at once, I
did not care.
They were still kissing, this time
hotter, then they
both fell on the bed and the guy
was about to
open the girl's brazier.
My Dad looked at me with his red
eyes and
shouted
"have you ironed the car?"
[Gist] JOKE OF THE DAY! - daddy why??? 0 comments

[Gist] JOKE OF THE DAY! - daddy why???

I was watching one American film yesterday night with my Dad and Mum, as we were watching the film, a young boy of my age started r...
I ran into a mosque carrying a
brand new cutlass and asked,
"Who is a Muslim here?" The
whole
mosque went as silent as a
grave yard. I
asked again, "How can a full
mosque have
no Muslim?".
No one replied. Then I grabbed
the nearby
young man and went out with
him and told
him, "Come
and help me kill my ram for Ileya
because I don't
know how to do it". After the
young man
had killed the
ram, he told me that he didn't
know how to
skin it and that I should go back
to the
mosque and
get someone else to help me do
that. I
returned to the mosque with
the cutlass
dripping with blood. When the
Imam saw
me in the mosque with blood
dripping
from my cutlass, he immediately
shouted, "My Brothers in Christ,
praise thy
Lord o!". The whole mosque
responded,
"Halleluyah!!!
Dnt laff alone make other laff too.. pls shhare😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😀😀😀
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JOKE OF THE DAY! who wan die ??

I ran into a mosque carrying a brand new cutlass and asked, "Who is a Muslim here?" The whole mosque went as silent as a gr...



1, when u say ''mummy am sorry'' and she replies u "sorry 4 urself., 😆

2, when u ask her where u should drop sumtin and she replies u "come and drop it on my head"

3, when she brings food wrapped in nylon bag from a party

4, when u say "'mummy i have fever"' and she replies u "' why won't u have fever wen u press phone every night"'

5, wen u say "'mummy i took 2nd in my class"' and she replies u "'so d person dat took 1st has 2 head abi"'

6, when she takes d DSTV remote to work, just to punish u

7, when u re watching television with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want u to change d channel

8, whe u tell her u re going to a friend place to play and she replies u "'when last did dat friend come here to play with u"'

9, when she asks u if d food she served u is enough and u reply NO, and she says,come and eat my own with yours

10, when she tells u, if i hear PEEM u will hear WEEN

11, when she touches hot pot comfortably without cloth or paper.

12, when she tells u, I didn't kill my mother, so u will not kill me

13, when she calls u from ur room upstairs and send u back upstairs to get her purse

14, when u tell her to refund all d money she borrowed from u and she tells u, " 'All d food u have been eating in dis house nko?"'
I'm proud of my mum,,share dis post let see how many people are proud of their mum,..
[Gist] How To Know If Ur Mother Is A Nigerian .... 0 comments

[Gist] How To Know If Ur Mother Is A Nigerian ....

1, when u say ''mummy am sorry'' and she replies u "sorry 4 urself., 😆 2, when u ask her where u should ...


Queen Elizabeth,Obama & Buhari went to Hell fire.Queen Elizabeth asked the devil 2 allow her make some calls 2 England 2 inquire about the Country's welfare, so she spent five minutes.Satan billed her 5million dollars. Obama also made a call to U.S.A and spent 8 minutes.the bill was 8million dollars. Then Buhari called Nigeria and spent 2 hours.how much is my bill?he asked Satan,One dollar,Satan replied. Surprised!! Buhari said but I stayed longer than them all,"Satan smiled and said" calling hell from hell is not expensive,it is a local call

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JOKE OF THE DAY! chai! laff nor go kill me!

Queen Elizabeth,Obama & Buhari went to Hell fire.Queen Elizabeth asked the devil 2 allow her make some calls 2 England 2 inquire abo...



*Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday:*

*1).* *Yesterday's Wives:*
Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., 
your favorite food is ready,
 let me lead you to the bathroom first, 
then you take your dinner, 
you look so tired, 
am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, 
welcome my one and only.

*Today's Wives:*
Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, 
you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice,
 I am your wife and not your cook.

*2).* *Yesterday's Wives:*
Darling, stop thinking about our lack of money.
 It's going to be temporary. 
God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. 
After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. 
We need to give the Almighty that glory. 
I am with you through thick and thin, 
my husband, the owner of my dowry.

*Today's Wives:*
Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you.
Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? 
Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. 
We don't have cars, our house is in Tudunwada, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house.

*3).* *Yesterday's Wives:* 
My husband, we only have 3 children, don't you think we should have more.
 You know children are gifts and mercies from God.
 And the more the merrier.

*Today's Wives:*
Look am sick and tired of this marriage.
You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. 
I am okay with our two children. 
I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. 
You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for rape.

*4).* *Yesterday's Wives:*
My husband, take heart and don't worry.
I shall go with you to Zaria. 
Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. 
We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. 
Some disappointments could be a blessing.

*Today's Wives:*
Me I can't follow you to Zaria o.
God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with such a demotion. 
To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. 
I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes

*5)* *Yesterday's Wives:*
My husband, I have enough clothes.
This N30,000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day.

*Today's Wives:*
Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?
What an insult. 
What kind of shopping do you want me to do with N50,000?
What can I buy? 
Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold.
I am disappointed in you. 
Your mates are giving their wives $5,000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira. 
I don't blame you. 
It is because I refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up with me.

*Uhhhm!! Our mothers/ sisters/ wives...where do you belong???*

Loool
very Funny but true - comparative Analysis Between wives of today and Tose of yesterday.... 0 comments

very Funny but true - comparative Analysis Between wives of today and Tose of yesterday....

*Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday:* *1).* *Yesterday's Wives:* Welcome my husband, hope...


NAMES OF THE GUYS U SHOULD NEVER DATE! 
Masre saa😂
*•OPPORTUNISTS*
.Sammy
.Michael
.Nathan
.Jeffrey
.Julian
.Manfred
.Richmond
.Harry
.Joshua
.Stephen
.Kusi 

*•CHEATERS*
.Sammy
.Daniel
.Patrick
.Bismarck
.George
.Collins
.kwame
.John
.Frank
.Francis
.Derrick

*•WOMANIZERS*
.Sammy
.Arnold
.Lincoln
.Richard
.David
.Edmond
.Solomon
.Eric
.Henry
.Derrick
.Vincent
.Clement
.Michael
. Gideon
.Bernard
.Ebenezer  
.Edwin
                 
*•HEARTBREAKERS*
.Edward
.Sammy
.Jephtah
.Louis
.Derrick
.kojo
.Evans
.Benedict
.Edwin 
.Kelvin
.Jesse
.Kelly
.Elliott
.Junior
.james
.Scott

*•BORING IN BED*
.Joseph
.Elvis
.Caleb
.Fred
. Kwame
.Victor
.Silvester
.Douglas
.Lord
.Kenneth
.Edem
.Abdullah
.Darius
.Michael
*•All IN GENERAL*
Carl 
Sammy
Carlos 
Ben
Prince
Calvin
Samson
Trinity
Seth
 61NAMES OF LADIES YOU SHOULD NEVER DATE😂😂😂

 •THIEVES 
1. Anitah 
2. Annet
 3. Ruth
 4. Joan
 5. Judith
 6. Racheal
 7. Harriet
 8. Evelyn
 9. Jacqueline
 10. Iryn

 •NIGHTDANCERS
 11. Daniela
 12. Patricia
 13. Beatrice
 14. Georgina
 15. Lovia
 16. Brenda
 17. Stella
 18. Florance
 19. Deborah
 20. Agnes
 21. Araba👙

 •PROSTITUTES
 21. Ruby
 22. Janet
 23. Olivia
 24. Yvonne
 25. Lydia
 26. Monnica
 27. Cynthia
 28. Peninah
 29. Hannah 
 30. Anna 

•CHEATERS
 31. Grace
 32. Josephine
 33. Enid
 34. Tracy
 35. Mary
 36. Bridget
 37. Melissa
 38. Julie
 39. Angelina
 40. Patricia

 •BORING IN BED
 41. Barbara
 42. Cecilia 
 43. Christine
 44. Charity
 45. Muriel 
 46.Diana
 47. Abigail 
48. Juliet
 49. Doreen
 50. Vanessa. 

WITCHES 
51. Rita
 52. Benita
 53. Sophie
 54.  Kardisbell 
 54. Ivy
 55. Erica
 56. Shantel
 57. Jenelle
 58. Rosemary 
59. Princess
 60. Etornam
 61. Dorothy
62.  Jessica🌚
Kikikikikikikikikiki.....lolz

 Where do u fall?😂😂

Names of Guys you should Never date! lolz... 0 comments

Names of Guys you should Never date! lolz...

NAMES OF THE GUYS U SHOULD NEVER DATE!  Masre saa😂 *•OPPORTUNISTS* .Sammy .Michael .Nathan .Jeffrey .Julian .Manfred...
# NigeriansAreWatching.........
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Could this be the reason why our economy is
TECHNICALLY on recess and / abi in
recession?
1. President: WAEC
2. Vice president and Head of Nigeria Economic Team... Studied Law.
3. Minister of Education studied Accounting
4. Minister of Solid Minerals studied
International Relations.
5. Minister of Power studied Law
6. Minister of Communication studied Law 7. Minister of Transportation studied English/
Literature
8. Minister of Labour studied Medicine.
9. Minister of Budget and Planning studied
Law.
10. Minister of Housing studied Law. 11. Minister of Works studied Law.
12. Minister for Sports studied Law.
13. Minister for Budget and Economic
development Studied Law
Note: please correct where necessary and
add the remaing
Nigerians are watching..- Could this be the reason why our Economy is Technically recess??? 0 comments

Nigerians are watching..- Could this be the reason why our Economy is Technically recess???

# NigeriansAreWatching......... . . Could this be the reason why our economy is TECHNICALLY on recess and / abi in recession? 1. ...

HA HA HA HA THIS IS FUNNY

WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? HIS MOTHER OR WIFE? 

ARGUMENT:
{Mother} - My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breasts for 1yr.

{Wife} - He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking.

(Mother} - I carried him for nine months.

{Wife} - He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

{Mother} - He passed between my legs with pains.

{Wife} - Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night.

Please WHO OWNS A MAN????
Drop your comments


Question of The Day- who really owns a Man??? wife or Mother? 0 comments

Question of The Day- who really owns a Man??? wife or Mother?

HA HA HA HA THIS IS FUNNY WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? HIS MOTHER OR WIFE?  ARGUMENT: {Mother} - My son must obey me unless he didn...

IMAGINE HAVING THE FOLLOWING NIGERIAN ARTISTES  AS STUDENTS IN A CLASS ROOM:


TERRY G-noise maker and beatboxing in the class 🗣

WIZKID-so obsessed to girls in the class 😘

SKALES-always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories⌚

MI-genius and excelling in english subject, motivates people📝

DON JAZZY-loves food,always shouting his a boss and a hell of a bully😡

ICE PRINCE- performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school🇳🇬

KCEE-likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard🔯

TIWA SAVAGE-bad whore and twerks in front of the class👯

TEKNO- cheese boy and girls fall for him👱🏼

KBEES - every Girl's crush but doesn't have time for them....

PATORANKIN-hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed🍁


YEMI ALADE-yellow bone queen of them all girls in the class room👸

SIMI-the freaky girl with the torn clothes💇🏻

REMINISCE-one of the most wanted gangsta in the class💂🏿


VIKTOH-failer and dumb got zero in the exams🅾

BANKY W- teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations


KISS DANIEL-the  cool and calm guy in the class👦🏿

FLAVOUR- the loner, sings loud everyday by him self🎤

CHINKO- always pretending to be a real tyga and likes to roar like one🐅

IYANYA-likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls👕

EVA-the lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag no girl mess with her🔪

TIMAYA -always got hiccups and lazy to speak😩

LIL KESH- brilliant, hardworking but hell of a late comer

D'BANJ- doesn't listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class

9ICE-big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics👏🏿

DIJA- small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful.

ADEKUNLE GOLD- the shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but couldn't speak to her😐

PHYNO-noise maker and impossible to be heard when his talkin👂🏾

YUNG6IX-likes to hide other students study books📚

OLAMIDE- causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position😡

P-SQUARE- The twin brothers, always causing trouble in the class

DAVIDO-likes to brag, flaunt wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room🍾 everyday

PHENOM- obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again

😎😎2FACE the teacher😎😎  dat impregnated most of all d students. .............    

Add yours........

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hahahahaha very funny - IMAGINE HAVING THE FOLLOWING NIGERIAN ARTISTES  AS STUDENTS IN A CLASS ROOM

IMAGINE HAVING THE FOLLOWING NIGERIAN ARTISTES  AS STUDENTS IN A CLASS ROOM: TERRY G-noise maker and beatboxing in the class 🗣 ...

LADIES MUST STOP DOING THESE THINGS ITS ABOMINATION NOT LOVE

1. Living in the same room or sleeping on the same bed with a man who has not married you; (this is abomination).

3. Wearing the engagement ring of a man who doesn’t even know your parents or house; (You are wasting your time & blocking God's blessing).

4. Using your boyfriend’s picture as your profile picture on social network, thus blocking serious and potential suitors; (that is a serious /destiny mistake).

5. Giving your virginity or submitting your crown to a man who has not married you. (You have wasted your glorious destiny & lost your dignity in life)

6. Cooking food regularly and washing clothes for your boyfriend; (Slavery attitude: that's starting what you cannot finish even in marriage).

7. Disobeying your parents for the sake of a man you are dating. (It is Stupidity; Are you out of your mind? Why can't you convince them through GOD intervention ).

8. Giving sex to a man simply because he promised to marry you; (Haba! Na you be the oldest woman for this life? It is the loss of your soul & giving up on God)

9. Sending your Unclad pictures to your boyfriend or romantic postures with him either; (shame on you, that is what he will use against you anytime you said it's over).

10. Why will a boyfriend beat you and you will still be saying that you can't do without him; (hmm, you need deliverance. This is not love. It is the foundation to a painful future).

11. When a man keep cheating on you and you still say that you can never leave him, (Hmm, you need prayers 'cos you've started digging your grave)

Note: Don't be too desperate in the matter of relationship; as you are desperate to read other numbers and you did not notice that number (2) is missing above.
Relationship is more than catching fun now.

THE TYPE OF FOUNDATION YOU LAY AS SINGLE IS WHAT YOU'LL BUILD YOUR HOME UPON.

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LADIES MUST STOP DOING THESE THINGS ITS ABOMINATION NOT LOVE

LADIES MUST STOP DOING THESE THINGS ITS ABOMINATION NOT LOVE 1. Living in the same room or sleeping on the same bed with a man who has ...


The fight on twitter has gone so far that the two countries don't have love for them selfs again.....
              Imagine Nigerians calling someone "Charcoal" Kikikikikikikik aahahahahahaha Nigerians will never change ni.......but wait ooooO.. the bible said "We all are from God's Image" buh wen u look at Kenyans.... you will be falsed to ask "whose image are They???? "............." Naija for life Jooor.....   we nor dey gree carry last now... trust Naija for life.....
           Read Nigerians tweet ....mm



In the beginning, God saw a Kenyan and declared let there be light   #KenyaVsNigeria

Kenyans will be insulting Nigeria anyhow, they don't know Dangote or Mike Adenuga can just get angry and buy their country.

To switch your twitter application to Night Mode, Simply follow three kenyans.

Someone said Kenyans have to bleach to look like Ghanaians. I'm not crying. Sand entered my eye #KenyaVsNigeria


Kenyans are the reason why Africa is still viewed as a Dark continent #nigeriavskenya

Kenyans are so so black, they can be used to darken a black board🌚 #nigeriavskenya

wonder if Kenyan people have shadow #nigeriavskenya


what's up with the Kenyan flag looking like a native doctors Complementary card #

Only Kenyans need bleaching cream to be as fair as charcoal.
#NigeriavsKenya

Kenyans are the descendants of Cain's burnt offering that God rejected #nigeriavskenya #KenyaVsNigeria

TEACHER : What is an Eclipse ?.. AKPOS : It is a sign that the kenyan Ancestors are waving at us from the sky. #kenyaVsNigeria

This killed me - "You shoot a Kenyan, the bullet comes back and asks for flashlight #KenyaVsNigeria"

You can say I'm Mad.. You can Curse me. I won't get angry. But if you call me a Kenyan.. Greatest insult of all time. #KenyavsNigeria

The only Mineral Resource Kenya has is the Gold they won in the Olympics #KenyavsNigeria

What Nigerians are doing to Kenyans has deviated from our cultural part. We're taught to always respect the less-privileged #KenyaVsNigeria

Kenyan women are so black,
Even their breast milk looks like crude oil.
 #KenyaVsNigeria
JESUS!!!!!!! "
 The sweat of a kenyan can serve as Engine Oil. #KenyaVSNigeria"

In U.S: Hollywood
In India: Bollywood
In  Nigeria: Nollywood
In Kenya: Firewood

#KenyaVsNigeria
#Pack 10 kenyas in a bus, and the bus be looking like its tinted. #KenyaVsNigeria

Heard a king in Kenya is referred to as "HIS ROYAL DARKNESS"😂😂😂 #KenyaVsNigeria

Though Ghanians are black like darkness, but Kenyans are still ancestors to them, Kenyans are black like used engine oil #kenyavsnigeria

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Hahahahaahaaha.....
Your comments are needed pls....




[JOKE OF THE DAY] kenya Vs Nigeria -Very funny! 0 comments

[JOKE OF THE DAY] kenya Vs Nigeria -Very funny!

The fight on twitter has gone so far that the two countries don't have love for them selfs again.....               Imagine Nigeria...

Oya Lets Kill English😂 😂
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back.
2. Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of
milk.
3. Take 5cm wire of my length.
4. All of you stand in a straight circle.
5. Be quiet, the principal is just passing away.
6. I have 3 daughters, they are all girls.
7. Did you see me on the radio yesterday?
8. Both of the 3 of you, get out of my class.
9. The son of the man is a boy
10. This is your permanent place, sit
here for the mean time.
11.Take the lead and follow me.
12. I would rather kill myself than commit suicide.
13. I come to your house today, you didnt dey
house.
14. Please increase the volume of the window,
heat is happening to me.
15. Run the tap to the loudest.
16. I saw you here and i see you there, are u
twice?
17. Heat is killing me.
18. I lyk d taste of the smell am hearing.
I don do my own finish oya


📍 Drop ur own english bomb 💣 💣.

FUN TIME - oya lets kill English 0 comments

FUN TIME - oya lets kill English

Oya Lets Kill English😂 😂 1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back. 2. Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk. 3. Tak...