[Gist] How To Know If Ur Mother Is A Nigerian ....
1, when u say ''mummy am sorry'' and she replies u "sorry 4 urself., 😆
2, when u ask her where u should drop sumtin and she replies u "come and drop it on my head"
3, when she brings food wrapped in nylon bag from a party
4, when u say "'mummy i have fever"' and she replies u "' why won't u have fever wen u press phone every night"'
5, wen u say "'mummy i took 2nd in my class"' and she replies u "'so d person dat took 1st has 2 head abi"'
6, when she takes d DSTV remote to work, just to punish u
7, when u re watching television with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want u to change d channel
8, whe u tell her u re going to a friend place to play and she replies u "'when last did dat friend come here to play with u"'
9, when she asks u if d food she served u is enough and u reply NO, and she says,come and eat my own with yours
10, when she tells u, if i hear PEEM u will hear WEEN
11, when she touches hot pot comfortably without cloth or paper.
12, when she tells u, I didn't kill my mother, so u will not kill me
13, when she calls u from ur room upstairs and send u back upstairs to get her purse
14, when u tell her to refund all d money she borrowed from u and she tells u, " 'All d food u have been eating in dis house nko?"'
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