[Gist] JOKE OF THE DAY! - daddy why???

I was watching one American
film yesterday night
with my Dad and Mum, as we
were watching the
film, a young boy of my age
started romancing
his girlfriend, they kissed each
other and when
the guy's hand crossed the girl's
private part, I
looked straight at my dad and
noticed that his
eyes had changed, then I focused
my eyes more
on the film even though I knew
my dad wanted
me to leave the parlour at once, I
did not care.
They were still kissing, this time
hotter, then they
both fell on the bed and the guy
was about to
open the girl's brazier.
My Dad looked at me with his red
eyes and
shouted
"have you ironed the car?"